Private Nore - The Vaguely Threatening
Private Nore, the Vaguely Threatening is terrifying to all the local squirrels and does the Garden Defense Force proud. Is he screaming some sort of ancient Mylian battle cry or is it just because his boots are wrongly sized? The world may never know!
Either way, Pvt. Nore will bravely withstand the trials and tribulations of the elements as he is immune to the effects of outdoor weather and climates. That means if you trust him not run away, he is are fine in your garden, and might even make a raven think twice about doing .... raven stuff ..... I guess!
All my creatures are hand built using apoxie sculpt clay and individually hand-painted. Each one is a completely unique creation and I stand behind their build. I offer a 1-year warranty with every creature I sell. This means that as long as it’s not totally destroyed, I'll fix any crack or broken limb and repaint it to be completely invisible (meaning the repair will be invisible, not the creature!). Shipping is the only part not covered.
Shipping Policy
I use both UPS and the USPS for shipping. Due to the unique size of some of the pieces I will go with whoever is the least expensive. Depending on the piece I might have to custom build a shipping container to make sure it’s safe during shipping, but rest assured I do everything possible to package my pieces safely and securely.
Once payment is received, I try to get the piece shipped within 3 days. If a piece needs a more secure container, I will inform you, so you know the reason for the delay. I can expedite if requested but otherwise pieces are shipped standard mail.Returns and Exchanges
If an item is damaged in transit, please contact me within 3 days of delivery and provide pictures so I can start a claim with the shippers. Every piece is fully insured so you will receive full reimbursement, but you do need to notify me within 3 days.
Alternatively, I'll exchange a damaged item that has been returned with a similar product - if available. However, as my creations are all unique, it will not be an identical piece.
Dimensions
7” (Height) x 6” (Width) x 7” (Depth)